Or: Charlie is playing quietly and by himself with the bags of coffee in the kitchen when Cubby arrives on the scene to grab Charlie in a headlock and completely disrupt the fun.
OR: Cubby is quietly watching one of his precious cartoons when Charlie arrives on the scene to turn off the television and . . .
Yup, screaming. AGAIN.
OROROR: Charlie is sitting by the window watching the birds at the bird feeder when Cubby arrives on the scene to swipe at Charlie's cheek and create a nice long scratch that actually involves blood.
SO MUCH SCREAMING.
I don't know if this is a boy thing or a small child thing, but it's definitely not a mommy thing. Good Lord.