If Jack goes to sleep at 6:45 p.m. . .
And Cubby and Charlie go to sleep at 7:30 p.m. . .
And the MiL is at a concert . . .
And A. is at a bonfire with his high school buddies . . .
Then I get one night with just me, a bar of extra-dark chocolate, and Can't Buy Me Love on Netflix.
And that, my friends, is my idea of perfection.