When your older siblings get awesome early Halloween costumes from their grandparents, complete with whistles and hatchets and handcuffs and billy clubs . . .
They might let you borrow the pants. If you're lucky. And only for the photo op.
But then you'll get cuffed. Because someone has to wear the handcuffs, and you're the youngest.
Lucky for him, there isn't a jury in the world that could convict those blue eyes of anything other than criminal cuteness.
(Of course, when Jack does manage to steal the billy club or the hatchet, he uses it to whack one of his brothers over the head, so perhaps we shouldn't feel too sorry for him.)