I got your beef, lady, right there in the back of the truck. Behold, the neatly packaged edible portions of half a cow. That's a shitloa...

We have a surprise addition to the continuing, interminable, Jesus-Christ-is-this-woman- ever- going-to-stop-talking-about-her-pets? (no), M...

Firstly, when the shit hit the Internet, the commenters came out in record numbers. It appears you all feel sorry for me. I appreciate the ...

Alice (as in Wonderland) may have believed in six impossible things before breakfast, but I think I got her beat with my three shitty things...

First, let's dispense with the history lesson: The official Wikipedia explanation of Cinco de Mayo says, "The holiday commemorates ...

Feliz Cinco de Mayo! Everyone knows that on Cinco de Mayo, you're supposed to drink Corona (or margaritas) and eat guacamole in celebra...

Minus the drunken frat boys and armed militia men. And the Girls Gone Wild film crews. But last night, we got as close as we're going t...