Or rather, type it for all the world to see, because everyone knows that's a surefire way of cursing oneself, but what the hell. I'm...

Hey, guess who's crawling! Your electrical cords are no longer safe. Yup, the little grub is no longer so grub-like. He can...

Gather 'round, children, for I have a great pearl of wisdom to share with all of you today.  And that pearl is this: Chips make everythi...

What? That title didn't grab you? Don't you want to hear all about my various tomato staking methods over the years? Oh good! I kn...

Feeling glum? Gnaw on a watermelon rind until your shirt is soaked. Works for me, anyway. WHEE!!!

We've been losing hens lately to a fox. At least, we assume it's a fox. All I see in the morning is a big swath of loose feathers on...

Summer is really for real on its way. It's way warmer! It's way lighter! It's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes. Specifica...