Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Hard Numbers

Cubby's Height: 30 inches

Cubby's Weight: 20 pounds 12 ounces

Cubby's Head Circumference: 18.5 inches

Time We Spent In the Doctor's Office to Get Those Measurements and a Couple of Shots: An hour and a half

So, to summarize, Cubby spent most of his energy growing his head in the last couple of months; he's a very tall, somewhat slender baby with a pretty big head; and our doctor's office is so goddamn inefficient I would like to give everyone who works there a boot to the head.

But Cubby is finally asleep and I just ate some chocolate cookies, so everything is okay now.

8 comments:

  1. That is actually not too bad in terms of time spent in the office. My local doctor's office has an average three-hour waiting time to get back behind the special door into an exam room, unless perhaps you happen to get the first appointment of the day, which I am pretty sure doesn't exist. It really, really sucks. I wish doctors could stay on schedule and see people at the correct times,so that nobody spent too much time in the office. It just makes everyone grumpy to lose a couple hours of your day to sit in a boring waiting room eagerly awaiting shots.

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  2. On Friday, September 3, 2010, Kristin said:
    So as long as I can pretend he's still under 20 pounds (HAHAHAHAHAHA--no), I can trick myself into believing that it is still possible for me to continue hauling him around for the next two months without physical injury.



    Word verification: amshimme -- a morning dance

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  3. There's nothing that a few chocolate chip cookies can't cure! Glad to hear that he is progressing well. Big head = big brain =).

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  4. Boot to the head - nyah, nyah....
    I wonder if anyone else knows that song? But it does run thru my brain whenever someone is being incredibly dense...
    Moi

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  5. and he is cute to boot....not the doc....Cubbie

    word verification - sessubi

    the cat in the hat author's car

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  6. Wow, are you feeding him fertilizer?

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  7. Chocolate cookies are good. I hope Cubby behaved through it all.

    word verification: greigfic -- the feeling you get after waiting in a doctor's office for too long. "After reading yet another outdated issue of Motherhood Today, Kristin felt more greigfic than ever."

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  8. Anon, not only do I know the song "Boot to the head", I know have the chorus stuck on a loop in my head. Thank you so, so much.


    Word verification: facibe -- halfway between glib and facile

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