Who can build a dam when the water runs low?
The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him
The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him
Happy birthday to A., my very own woodchuck man.
P.S. Feel free to contribute a verse to the song if you are so moved.
[chorus]
ReplyDeleteThe woodchuck man makes everything that breaks
Serve another useful function
It's a really strange compunction
Word verification: veleatro -- summer theater series sponsored by Velveeta
Drew the velveeta theatre was a stroke of genius, I tell you. Beth
ReplyDeleteWho will never be called a wus?
ReplyDeleteWho cooks up octopus?
The woodchuck man!
Happy Birthday A!
(sorry for the lame verse, I'm operating without coffee over here and it isn't pretty!)
Someone's been watching the Strongest Man in the World competition.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, A!
ReplyDeleteI'll spare you my poor rhyming skills and just say, Happy Birthday A :)
ReplyDeleteWho can scrap in Big Red, then suit up for the law?
ReplyDeleteWho can shepherd his flock, though once he was a jock?
word verification - gersai
cajun growl
Oh, yah, Happy Bierthday A. :)
ReplyDeleteBeth
that was me above too