Cubby has been requesting of late that we have a picnic. A picnic. In January. I have explained that picnics are usually reserved for the months of the year in which the ground is not covered in snow. I tried to placate him with an indoor picnic for lunch yesterday. He persisted in asking to go on a picnic outside.
Finally I gave in and announced we would be going on a picnic today.
For today's Sunday Family Fun activity, we put some food in a backpack, put Charlie in his carrier, and hiked up to The Plantation for a winter picnic. Since The Plantation is in fact a plantation of pine trees, there was plenty of dead fall wood for A. to make a small fire. I used the fire to heat up Cubby's bread and honey (specifically requested by him, with the added impossible request that it be toasted--I skewered it and got it warm over the fire and called it toasted). We had a Thermos of hot tea, some cheese and apples, a whole lot of snow on the ground, and a little freezing rain for added enjoyment.
It was a pretty good picnic. As far as picnics in January go, that is.
And then, for dinner, Cubby finally got to eat a squirrel. He goes to the woods quite frequently with A. in the pack, and always requests that A. shoot a squirrel to eat. The problem with hunting with Cubby in attendance is that he never stops talking. Which means the squirrels have plenty of warning and are well hidden by the time the mighty hunter and his chattering companion approach. But this morning, Cubby was a little sleepy and he stopped talking long enough for A. to shoot a squirrel.
It was a big, tough male squirrel, which is maybe not the best for eating, but A. shot it, so dammit he was going to cook it for Cubby. First he brined it all day. Then he boiled it for about an hour, changing the water once. Then he coated it in flour and spices and fried it. And Cubby went to town on that squirrel, man. Rarely have I seen him eat with such gusto. He gnawed on the leg bones in a most enthusiastic--and frankly a little repellent--manner, announcing that he liked the squirrel, he likes chewing bones, he likes crusty meat.
Okay then. We'll call the squirrel a hit. I guess A. will be doing more squirrel hunting in the future. I'll just avert my eyes from the savage toddler at my table.
Cubby's life is so full.
ReplyDeleteBeth
I guess chewing on bones is programmed into our DNA. Think of all the barbecued ribs out there being consumed - actually my favorite.
ReplyDeleteYour dad would love to have Cubby chewing on the pesky squirrel he's been unable to kill the last two summers here in Tucson.
Go Cubby!
ReplyDeleteMighty hunters vs squirrel. Squirrel becomes toddler chew toy.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a, "Here's your sign!" momment. I love reading about your family's adventures.
Winter picnics are memorable! My parents gave me a winter picnic on my birthday when I was a teenager ( waaaay back)! We had hot cocoa and sandwiches in stone pavillion at the nearby state park. My parents have died, but I'm still cherishing those memories of winter picnics!
ReplyDeleteI love the picnic story. You're such a good mom.
ReplyDeleteOh, man. You are awesome. Picnic in January. In New York State. Good Grief.
ReplyDeleteWe, your commentators, will give you the official mommy pat on the back of Good Work for that one.
All I think of when I see or hear the work Squirrel is Doug from UP shouting it and pointing.
Squirrel! Point!
Holy shit on all of that craziness.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are just the coolest parents ever.