Crappy costume time! Hooray! Well, crappy if you're my kids, because they were unfortunate enough to be saddled with a non-crafty mother who doesn't care about them or holidays.
Okay, maybe just the non-crafty part. Also cheap, because I don't want to spend fifty dollars on costumes every year that are worn for two hours.
Upon inquiry, Cubby has consistently announced his intention of dressing as a carpenter for Halloween. Carpenter! I can do that! Jeans and flannel shirt in his drawer, pencil behind his ear, one of Daddy's tool belts (perhaps slightly modified to actually stay on his not-so-manly hips) filled with some of our various fake tools . . . done! (Though he has told me he wants to bring real nails and a real hammer in the tool belt. We may have a little bit of a disagreement on this.)
But then yesterday he said he wanted to be an astronaut. Oh. Well. We do still have the astronaut suit from last year. Maybe it will fit him. I guess we'll see what happens on Wednesday morning next week*.
Charlie hasn't expressed an opinion, so I dug out some overalls for him and will make something up from there. We have this explorer's helmet thing--you know the kind, like a hard hat with a light on the front--and I thought about getting him nicely blackened and calling him a coal miner. But then I'd probably be scrubbing the blacking agent from every surface in my house.
My inspiration came in the form of the gold panning, uh, pans, that A. ordered for himself and the children.
Yes, the gold rush has started at Blackrock. Not that they're going to find gold nuggets in the gully, but A. thought it would be a fun activity. Too bad he ordered them right as the water temperature started plunging in the fall.
Anyway.
I figure I can use the overalls and the helmet thing, plus his rubber boots, have him hold the smaller pan, and call him a forty-niner. Not exactly an obvious costume, and I'm sure I'll have to explain it to everyone who sees him, but whatever.
And that's it. That's all I got. Sorry, kids. Another year of crappy costumes courtesy of Mom.
* His preschool is going trick-or-treating at the village businesses again. This is the only trick-or-treating Cubby is aware of, since obviously no one is trekking up our dark-ass driveway in the middle of nowhere on actual Halloween. I suspect this is the last year Cubby will remain ignorant of door-to-door candy collection, however. I've put off the candy trudging as long as I can, I suppose. Next year I'll have to suck it up.
I was always relieved not to have to produce some kind of princess. Boy costumes are the best!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, MiL, my brother and I were always cowboys! Guess that came from being raised in Colorado--no princesses here! Mary in MN
ReplyDeleteI spent plenty of time as a cowboy, too -- we predate the vast majority of Disney princesses, Mary in MN!
ReplyDeleteOne word: Goodwill.
ReplyDeleteI outfitted the Tot in a sparkly little witches dress that will double as a dress up dress until finally meeting it's timely end in June as a donation to her preschool as a dress up sparkly dress. 2.00.
Then - headband/witches hat from Fred Meyer. 2.50.
Black pants/turtleneck - already in the closet.
DONE.
I refuse to spend $50 on a costumes as well. This year I spent so little I was easily cajoled into buying my own matching witches outfit. Because how much longer will my daughter want to MATCH ME??
And you're probably right about that blackening agent...