Because the dogs are wandering around in their deer-offal-stuffed drunken states from the prizes they drag home from the woods and A. is announcing things like this first thing in the morning when he steps outside to get firewood:
"I feel I should warn you there is a lung on the doorstep."
Thanks for the warning. I'll just stay inside.
We used to have dogs that would drag home plenty of offal as well. I used to joke that we could practically build another deer with all the "presents" the dogs brought home.
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