Saturday, December 15, 2018

The Woodchuck Man Lives On In Song


Today we celebrate A.'s 38th year by singing a really terrible parody of "The Candyman" of my own conception called "The Woodchuck Man Can." Here are all the other versions: One, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. (That's a lot of versions.)

Okay! You ready? Let's go!

Who can move a whole house 
without a helping hand?

Who can find his family the world's raddest van?

The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can 
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him.

Who can brace a Christmas tree 
with a bucket and some stones?

Who can find adventure wherever we may roam?

The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can 
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him.

Who can fix a muffler 
With nothing but a shoe?

Who can make a greasy man's meal 
A woman just won't do?

The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can 
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him.

Happy birthday to A., who brought the best of the woodchucks to the west.

3 comments:

  1. Yep, yep the A. team of woodchucks is spreading . NM version , a bit drier,a bit warmer.
    Who can spread the woodchuck mantra,
    throughout the NM land.

    Who can keep them all,drier and warmer
    on their new land.

    Who is the best dad in all the land
    A. is the best man.

    Who is the man to do any task,
    if he can't do it no man can.

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  2. Happy birthday to A. Mary in MN

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  3. Happy Birthday, A.!
    Linda

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