Friday, February 6, 2009

The Belly of the Beast--It's What's for Dinner


A long time ago, in October of 2007 in fact, we bought a pig for slaughter. And when I gave the processing instructions to the butcher, I requested that some of the belly be kept, uh, plain. Raw. Not smoked. In America, the belly of the pig is the cut used to make bacon. But I didn't want it all made into bacon. The butcher thought I was nuts. He explained to me that that meant I wouldn't get as much bacon. I could see he was wondering what the hell anyone would want with raw pork belly. I should have told him to ask Gourmet magazine. Except I do not think Bill the Butcher (yes, Bill is his real, honest-to-God name) subscribes to Gourmet.

This was about the time period when pork belly was trendy*. It was hot. It was on all the food sites, in all the food magazines. It was everywhere. And so I thought I'd try it. Then I totally forgot that I had a big hunk of raw pork belly in our freezer. Until I unearthed it not long ago. I cooked it yesterday. Appropriate, since I'm usually two years behind the latest trends, anyway.

I will admit up front that the whole thing was greatly unappetizing until pretty much the very end. I basically boiled the equivalent of a whole, uncut side of bacon. It was pretty gross. I mean, there's more fat than meat on this cut. I knew that intellectually, but the reality is much more disturbing.



I bet my dad, the ex-vegan, is running for the bathroom right now to vomit.


That's what it looked like when I cut it into four pieces, en route to cutting two-inch squares. I am devoutly thankful there were no nipples on it. Nipples are not uncommon, as this is, in fact, the belly of the pig. Once, I was using salt pork (also from the belly of the pig) to make baked beans, and there was a nipple on the piece I got from the store. I still have nightmares about that.

BUT ANYWAY.

So I cut it into the squares, following the directions from this recipe. Of course, I bastardized the recipe, because that's just how I cook. I didn't have the fancy Chinese wine, but a mixture of rice wine vinegar and sweet sherry worked just fine. I also added a little powdered ginger, because I really like ginger but didn't happen to have any fresh around. The recipe said to simmer the meat for forty minutes. It is at this point that I must respectfully disagree with the author of this recipe. After forty minutes on the woodstove (because all simmering at Blackrock in the winter occurs on the woodstove) it looked like . . . like . . . well, like boiled, fatty gray pork. It certainly looked like nothing I wanted to eat. So I left it on there for another hour or so, until it was falling apart a little.

The recipe also said nothing about removing any fat from the liquid in the pot. Again, I must disagree. I cannot imagine eating this fatty meat in a sauce that was basically two-thirds liquid fat. Call me a sissy American if you want, but I chilled the liquid and removed the fat from the top. If that much fat is authentic, then I have no interest in authenticity.

Then I returned the meat and de-fatted liquid to the pot and added two big bunches of collard greens to cook with it for another 45 minutes. All that green cancels out the fat, right? SURE.



At least it looks edible and not like a big pot of boiled lard.


I made some basmati rice (also on the woodstove, because that's my new hobby) and we ate. The verdict? Well, all three of us removed the thick layer of fat that was on every piece. Even A., and he loves fatty meat. It's just too much fat. The remaining meat was very good, though. The flavors in the sauce were just right. I'd use that sauce again for a different cut of meat, but I don't think I'll ever get plain pork belly again. I'd rather have the bacon.

Bill the Butcher agrees.

* Which just goes to show how ridiculous trends can be.

10 comments:

  1. Did you save the fat for future use? or did the dogs enjoy it?

    I've always considered getting some uncured pork belly so I can attempt to cure it myself. HM, but perhaps buying it as the store is much simpler.

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  2. Well, I am impressed with you for trying it. It actually looks pretty good (in the second photo) but I don't think I'll be trying it any time soon. I will, however, think of you now every time the radio gives me today's price for pork bellies.

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  3. You know that looks really good. Good enough to eat. I probably wouldn't have persevered to get that point, though. Waaaaaaaay too much work and monitoring and improvising.

    Oh, but I forgot. YOU'RE FROZEN IN YOUR HOUSE. I guess when I put it that way, it looks like a day's fun :-)

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  4. I live in fear of getting an egg with a half-formed chicken fetus inside - I cannot imagine running across a NIPPLE.

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  5. Of all the things to find on/in your food, I've never thought of nipples, but that's GOT to be the freakiest.

    A feather is one thing. A NIPPLE THOUGH?

    I just barfed.

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  6. I don't like the taste of "fatback" or pork belly (unless it's made into bacon).

    Never been a fan of pickled pig's feet or souse or chitlins, as far as that kind of thing goes.

    Good luck with your woodstove cookin'. Sounds fun!

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  7. I'm still stuck on the fact that it was still edible after 2 years in the freezer. That was some serious packaging.

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  8. is that not side pork? uncured bacon? I have some. I trim off the fat and then chop into cubes and pan fry with garlic/onions. Side pork has a lot of fat. I give it to the birds.

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  9. I can just imaging giving the birds the excess fat and having them fall out of the sky of a heart attack. *grin* Makes the hichock movie "the birds" seem less scary.

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  10. I absolutely love pork belly, but it must be smoked. I applaud you for trying it out unsmoked though - too bad it didn't work out.

    Now I'm craving a big ol' fatty piece of smoked pork though...

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