Friday, June 22, 2018

Friday Food: Prepare for a Shocker


Amusingly enough, the shocker is not that the kids ate another beaver tail. That's unremarkable at this point.

Friday

Short version: We went out to eat.

STOP THE PRESSES.

Long version: Charlie graduated from kindergarten Friday morning (but still had to go to school this week, which he was displeased about), so we went to the diner to celebrate. Of course, the guest of honor didn't think anything on the large menu sounded good except grilled cheese. I had made him grilled cheese for lunch, but I figured, whatever, it's his party.

Then he discovered the restaurant grilled cheese had "the gross cheese" that he hates--Kraft singles--so he didn't want that, either. He traded his sandwich for a few of Cubby's french fries and two shrimp, then came home and ate apples and cheese and yogurt.

I didn't even order anything, instead having a few bites of A.'s fries and then coming home to eat cold leftover sweet potatoes and chili meat.

So basically, we fail at eating out.

Graduation picture!


Cubby had a field trip this day, which is why it's just the five of us. "Just." Ha.

Saturday

Short version: Fish fry, tacos, Mexican slaw, carrots

Long version: A. and Cubby went fishing in the afternoon, returning with five fish (I think four trout and one perch).


And here they are. They stuck terribly to this stainless steel skillet, leading A. to proclaim, "Let this be a lesson to you, children: ALWAYS COOK IN CAST IRON." Amen.

Jack insisted on helping A. cook the fish, despite the very real danger of spitting bacon grease.


Three-year-olds can do everything by themselves, as they will tell you at any opportunity.

Cubby caught three of the fish, and stated somewhat petulantly during all this picture-taking, "Of course you won't take a picture of the person who caught the fish."

So I did, and this is the result.


Tinkertoy ninja CHOP.

Cubby ate so much fish he didn't want any tacos, but everyone else ate them. I made them by the simple method of browning ground beef and dumping in leftover chili (which was mostly sauce at that point.) Boom: Instant taco meat.

Sunday

Short version: Cliched steak, mashed potatoes, sauteed mushrooms and green garlic, raw radishes, green peas

Long version: Is it a rule that you have to have steak on Father's Day? Probably not, but it's pretty much A.'s favorite meat, and I found some rib eyes and T-bones (multiple, yes--A. can eat A LOT of steak) on deep discount last week, which I froze in anticipation of this very day. I grilled them. Happy Carnivore Daddy.

Monday

Short version: Pasta with meat sauce, cucumber, hamburgers

Long version: I had half a can of tomatoes left from making the chili, plus a couple of cups of frozen leftover pasta sauce, so I combined them with some leftover ground beef for a meat sauce.

I made the pasta almost all the way at 7:45 in the morning, because our forecast was for well over 80 with high humidity, the A/C is still not working, and I had to spend a few hours at the school in the middle of the day hauling Jack and Poppy around to a couple of end-of-year events. I knew I would be tired, hot, and not happy about cooking by dinnertime. So I made the sauce and pasta early and stuck it in the refrigerator. At dinnertime I reheated it with some added milk and beef stock from the freezer, stirred in some green peas and added grated Parmesan at the end.

None of the boys were interested in the cucumber until I cut it into four pieces the entire length and handed them each an 8-inch-long cucumber spear. Then they were all about it. I suspect Freud would have a lot to say about that.

Then A. came home from his trip earlier than expected, so I made him some hamburgers from more of the ground beef. And then it stormed and finally cooled down a little, alleluia.

Tuesday

Short version: Beaver tail appetizer, rotten pork tenderloin, fried potatoes, bacon, scrambled eggs, green salad with ranch dressing, grilled garlic bulbs

Long version: The beaver tail has been in the freezer over a year. Not even wrapped up, just a scaly, naked beaver tail hanging out on the top shelf of the upright freezer. Well, we wouldn't want to waste it, now would we? So A. cooked it on the grill and handed it over to the feral boy children, who devoured it in short order.

When I opened the pork tenderloin to cook it, it smelled bad to me. I checked the "good until" date, which was still several days in the future. I remembered reading somewhere that vacuum packed meat can off-gas when it's opened, so I thought maybe that's what it was. But after it was grilled, it still smelled bad. I tasted a bit. It tasted bad. I made A. taste a bit. (Nice of me, I know.) He said it tasted bad.

Great.

Onto plan B: Bacon and eggs. I had already made garlic scape butter to put on the now-trashed pork, so I used some of that to cook the eggs, because flexibility is the hallmark of a good cook.

Actually, not cooking rotten meat is probably the hallmark of a good cook, but whatever.

Wednesday

Short version: Cornell chicken, beefy rice with chive flowers, pan-fried sweet potatoes, salad with ranch dressing

Long version: I sauteed the rice with the rest of the green garlic butter from the night before, then cooked it in the last of the beef broth I found in the freezer, and then added chive flowers when the rice was done.

I actually like the flowers better than the chives themselves, for the simple reason that you don't need a knife to prep the flowers. You just twist the base of the flower off and the individual little florets or whatever are the right size to use. Neat.

Thursday

Short version: Grilled pork chops, rice, more pan-fried sweet potatoes, green peas

Long version: I had just a bit of mustard left in a bottle, so I shook it up with some vinegar and oil and covered the pork chops with that to marinate. They were kind of dry and bland when I tasted the thinnest one after it was done, though, so I spread some mayonnaise and salt on them while the rest were finishing up on the grill. Still bland.

We had to put barbecue sauce on them at the table.

Mediocre Dinners 'R' Us.

Okay, your turn! What'd you eat this week?

5 comments:

  1. Saturday - Took Dad out to a "super" buffet (his favorite) for noon meal. We were still full so no dinner that night.
    Sunday - chicken breasts, onions, garlic, mushrooms, salsa in crockpot, served over rice, & vegs.
    Monday - Made your chicken cass. from last week. Very Tasty! Served vegs., also.
    Tuesday - pork chops on grill, salad, vegs.
    Wednesday - tuna melts, salad & vegs.
    Thursday - scrambled eggs made with bacon & vegs., & salad
    Friday - pizza & vegs.
    Linda

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  2. Linda: I think it's hilarious (and great) that you made "my" casserole, despite the distinct lack of recipe I provided. You're my kind of cook--"Here's some ingredients; make something good." Glad it turned out well for you.

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  3. I am NOT surprised about the beaver tail haha! I have read your blog long enough! That's a a great grad photo and good to see you in a pic again! I also TOTALLY agree about cast iron. Even if you use foil it sticks all over the fish. I can never remember what we eat - it's all too boring to mention haha! There has been quite a bit of frozen stuff, sweet potato wedges. blaaaah - we hope to improve this week-end and have a picnic x

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  4. I actually plated two dinners this week. One was salmon, mashed potatoes, and garden peas. Strawberries and cream for desert. And the next night I had pork chops (not great but OK)and brown rice. Bland brown rice. The next night I ate garden peas again--a big bowl full and had rice and tuna curried. Pretty good. Lots of strawberries and cream this week, also black cherries. And hard boiled eggs.

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  5. Chicken and yellow rice: this is a one dish meal, green beans
    Ham and broccoli alfredo over noodles
    Pork chops, mac n cheese, peas
    Burrito Casserole, frozen: my 'not cooking' offering
    Pepperoni Pasta (noodles with spaghetti sauce, and pepp)
    Chicken and dumplings
    Chili
    Fried Catfish, cheese grits, hushpuppies
    Beans and ham in the crockpot, served over rice
    Hamburgers, fries
    Pepperoni something or other...

    This is into next week, and in no real order. I've been planning on fish for two weeks, and haven't done it yet. Maybe this week. Also, there is usually a veggie served alongside. Either salad, or peas, or green beans. Sometime corn kernels, but those aren't my fave.

    The pepperoni were a big bag that I separated into smaller ones, then froze. I'm using them up to save on our groc budget this next week. Sometimes, being a one income family isn't so fun.

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