Today, the one and only woodchuck man turns 40 years old. And that means it is time to sing his one and only song: "The Woodchuck Man Can," sung to the tune of "The Candyman Can."
(There are eight previous versions, but I'm just going to send you back to the most recent one. If you care, you can jump to all the others from that one.)
You ready? Let's go.
Who can fix an old house
Entirely on his own?
Who can butcher a bull down to skin and bones?
The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him
Who can fix a toilet
With a purple children's toy?
Who can go adventuring with a girl and three young boys?
The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him
Who can give a haircut
To make the girls look neat?
Who can save a new lamb with his own body heat?
The woodchuck man
The woodchuck man can
The woodchuck man can
'Cause he uses what he has and makes it work for him
Happy birthday to A., the man who brought new meaning to the word "woodchuck."
Happy Birthday, A. Great song!
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Happy Birthday A.
ReplyDeleteTHE man of all men.
Happy birthday, A. I knew you when you were just an infant! Mary in MN
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday A! Congratulations on another awesome song.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, A!!! I love your songs.
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