Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Garden Produce Should Come with Warnings

But since it doesn't, allow me to advise you of the danger of eating raw shallot blossoms whole. If you do this, your mouth will immediately be enveloped in searing waves of pain, necessitating violent spitting and several minutes of unpleasantness. Them's some peppery sumbitches.

Not that I know this firsthand or anything. Ahem.

1 comment:

SaraPMcC said...

Yikes! Why would you do that?