This morning at 6:20, while lying in bed trying to summon the energy to get up (I have a cold and I think Jack is getting it too, so he was up a few times last night), I heard A. announcing to the older children downstairs that the lake was frozen.
Can I convey his excitement at this fact? No, no I cannot. He was so excited, he actually dressed the children--a most hated chore that he will usually avoid at all costs--so that they could go down to the lakeshore with him to see the ice.
I got up to help him get their outside clothing on--an even worse chore than the regular clothes dressing--and then, of course, I had to go down myself to see. And also of course, I had to bring Jack with me. If history is being made, the whole family should be present, right? Right. Ten degrees and wind be damned.
Plus, the snow on the side of the road leading to the lakeshore was almost knee-deep thanks to the plows. A. hauled the older two kids in the utility sled so they didn't have to struggle through it, but I had to make my own way. In knee-deep snow. With a baby strapped to my front. With a cold. First thing in the morning before coffee or breakfast.
Are you appropriately impressed with my bravery yet? Thank you. So was I.
It was really cold on the lakeshore. Really, really, really cold. Ten degrees, as I mentioned. With wind. REALLY COLD.
A. whipped out the camera to take a few very fast pictures of history made and . . . "no memory card" says the camera. Because the memory card was still in the computer. Which means no photos can be taken.
A. nearly had an aneurysm, I think, but I insisted he go back to the house to get the memory card while I waited on the lakeshore with the children. The REALLY COLD lakeshore. And the children were also getting really cold.
They were brave, though, while A. raced back up to the house, only stating for the record they were freezing and wanted to go back home. They didn't cry or anything, they just announced this in a matter-of-fact tone. I know, kids. I know. Me too.
But this was important to A., so we stood down there for the three minutes it took him to get up the house and back down again. I distracted the children by talking about the cavemen and how it was like this for them and they didn't have nice warm houses to go back to and do you think seagulls get cold and blahblahblahblah HURRY UP, A.
He did hurry up. And he got his photos.
Cold.
Still cold.
Closer. And still cold.
We tried to get a whole-family shot, but half the family is too short to make it into the shot. They were cold, though.
A. tested the ice and found it to be about half an inch thick. Not thick enough to support his weight, though Cubby suggested perhaps it would support him and Charlie. We vetoed this idea. That would be even colder.
This is a man whose greatest hopes have been realized.
After photos and appropriate gazing in awe at the lake, we all trekked back to the house, where it took the children about half an hour, a muffin apiece, and a cartoon to recover. But we can say we were all there when the lake froze in 2015. Witnesses to history, that's us.
Also, COOOOOOOLD.
5 comments:
You are by far the funniest woman on earth.
bar none
GEEZUS! You are an effing warrior. I mean, I know I keep saying that, but all of that going down without any caffeine as you're freshly out of bed with a cold and a baby strapped to your chest puts you up for some kind of medal in my book.
Meanwhile, I've been sweating close to death in the greenhouse where it was 100 degrees in my system room yesterday. HOORAY.
I hope you had an extra cup of coffee or two after that.
Major cool points for seeing the frozen lake.
Those boys are something else! I'm sure that hot coffee never tasted so good....
Awesome pictures, and you and your chitlins rock, honest! How does the saying go - the family that freezes together stays together, or something along those lines.
Wow. I'm cold just thinking about it!
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