Do not be fooled by the sweet face and innocent expression. I have photographic evidence that Lassie is a killer.
This is from when the woodchuck was dispatched. Today, a hapless chipmunk (THEODORE?! IS THAT YOU?!) met its end. I would like to send out an all-points bulletin to all creatures great and small in the near vicinity--leave this place, or you will meet the same fate as your furry friends.
And I'm getting tired of flinging little bodies into the gully, so please, just stay away from Blackrock.