This is why there are no photos of the village festival that occurred Friday and Saturday. There were community parties and a parade and jousting (yes, on real, live horses) and bands . . . and I have zero photographs. Because I was too busy enjoying the events.
BUT. I suspect you may be happy I'm not a camera nut when I tell you that the dogs killed a large woodchuck yesterday and then took turns gnawing on it. The woodchuck got progressively floppier as the dogs passed it around, until Mia ended up with it and polished it off. There are no photos of that, either. You're welcome.
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Could you have a chat with my wife about the Circle of Life? The other night our cats found a hive of freshly-hatched bunnies.* I never knew bunnies can make a sound, but the one they pulled out first screamed. So my wife made me chase the cats down with a flashlight and make them release it. Oh ... did I forget to mention it was dark out?
Anyway, I tried explaining that this is what happens to wild animals. That cats don't have those teeth just to look scary when they yawn. Then I went and rescued the bunny.
* Yes, I know it's actually a nest, and that they don't hatch.
PS: A half-hour later we heard screaming again. This time the cats were smart enough to carry it off behind the neighbor's garage before we could catch up to them.
who cares if you enjoy an event? we want to enjoy it with you , therefore you should carry a camera everywhere w/ you. Get one of those little james bond ones you can wear as a necklace....just kidding you , glad you got to see jousting...I think... hee hee ho ho haha....
Drew ..no matter whether we know about the circle of life or not...it is instinct to "save the baby". And since men are the hunter , gatherer ,protectors of the family it is left up to you to haul yourself out of a warm bed into the dark and protect, whatever needs protecting. :)
Umm...thank you. I'm a little nauseous now.
At least now I won't ruin my diet with that croissant I wanted.
Any dog I ever had never ate their kill. They just proudly kept it around so I could admire their handiwork. Kept it until it smelled to high heaven then rolled in it. Farm dogs are disgusting.
B-b-but...I wanted to see some jousting!
You know me lady - I never remember to take pictures. Sometimes life is better lived...than blogged.
Haaaa! I have a co-worker who would love to borrow those dogs for a few days. She has a huge groundhog in her backyard and that sucker will not die.
I feel like puking now. You didn't need photos for the last paragraph. Your description was vivid enough.
Okay, so, I just read this blog and I'm lmao....not because I enjoyed the description of the dogs eating the woodchuck, so much, but because there was no need for a picture with the details of your description and then your last comment about how there are no photos of that and "you're welcome".....it's okay, your blog is wonderful enough without photos.....
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It was flopping around?
Gross, dude.
That's awesome.
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