How To Make a Woodchuck Happy

Give him a truckload of cowshit-encrusted lumber for free. It will TOTALLY make his week.

Just ask A.

P.S. And speaking of woodchucks . . . I got the impression that some of you thought the woodchuck in this story was alive while the dogs were chewing on it. NO. It was DEAD. It got floppier because they ate parts of it. Eating dead woodchucks is quite disgusting enough--I wouldn't let them gnaw on an injured animal. Just so you know.

P.P.S. A winning name has not yet been chosen. Keep on wracking your brains! (Where did that come from, anyway? "Wracking" your brain? It sounds painful.) (I looked it up. One meaning of "wrack" is "complete ruin." Definitely painful.) (It can also be spelled without the "w.") (Are you tired of parentheses and italics yet?) (Too bad.) (HAAAAA!!!!)