I really DO have a giant infant.
Specifically, a 17 pound, four ounces and 26 and 3/4 inches infant. That's a really, REALLY big four-month-old, in case those numbers mean nothing to you. They mean nothing to me, too--I had to look up the percentile thing to see what the averages are. Cubby is in very high percentiles for both height and weight.
I may need a back brace before this kid is able to walk on his own.
And speaking of porkers! I actually took a picture of the Mock Duck before baking it, but didn't feel like getting the camera, downloading the picture, and posting it yesterday. How's that for lazy? But I have it now! And it looks really gross!