Was right here are six o'clock this morning. Specifically, it was right under our elevated porch, where the mercury thermometer read 23 degrees below zero*.
Yes. Below. WAAAAY below.
I really could not explain how thrilled A. was with this. I actually woke him up at 5:45 a.m. to tell him it was 17 degrees below zero, which was the reading on the indoor read-out of the weather station. The sensor for this is up high on the porch, so I guess that's why it was warmer.
Anyway, I poked my head into the darkened bedroom and announced this to A. His voice came out of the darkness, "No way. You must be shitting me."
And then he rushed out in his boxers to look for himself. And then he exclaimed, "I have to go outside!"
This is a fundamental difference between me and my husband. Nothing about 17 degrees below zero inspires me to go outside. Quite the opposite, in fact.
But outside he went--after putting on some clothes, obviously--where he checked the mercury thermometer and came upstairs with the momentous news that it was actually six degrees colder than I had thought.
Do mornings get any better? YES, THEY DO! If you get on the computer to check the readings in every other known coldest place in New York state and find that we are currently colder than all of them.
All of A.'s dreams have come true.
I'm less than thrilled by the extreme cold, if only because it results in this:
What the hell is up with me and houses with ice inside?
Yup, ice inside the house. Just like Blackrock! Except not at all like Blackrock, because this house is actually 64 degrees inside, not 34 degrees, and the ice is just the inevitable result of cold glass and accumulated condensation, not freezing walls.
But still. It's cold. Welcome to the north.
* With wind! Whee! But not really.
2 comments:
Now did A. throw a cup of hot water up into the air to see it turn to vapor? Did he use a banana as a hammer to pound nails? Mary in MN
Seems your inside ice goes back even further, with your bedroom in Alaska. Congrats!
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