So I figured I should just answer all these burning questions here and now: I make it. And this is how.
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream (for a thicker dip), plain yogurt, or buttermilk (for a thinner dressing)
1.5 teaspoons dried dill weed
1-1.5 teaspoons garlic powder (depending on how fond of garlic you are--I use 1.5 because I am Very Fond)
a few grinds of black pepper
Put it all in a jar or bowl, mix with a fork or whisk until smooth, and that's it.
You can also use some onion powder in place of some of the garlic powder, but for some reason, I only ever have garlic powder.
There! The Internet is a better place because there is one more recipe for ranch dressing on it, I'm sure.
And as a bonus, the Internet now has a very bad photo of said dressing on a very unexciting salad.
Have a nice Tuesday.
* Hi, Linda!