Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Life Goals


Jack: Soon I'm going to be a grown-up, and then I'll be happy.

Me: Oh yeah? What's good about being a grown-up?

Jack: Big machines*! And eating cheese all day!

Me: Cheese?

Jack: Yeah, because I love cheese. And I can have coffee! And BEER!

So, heavy machinery and gluttonous consumption. Sounds like a plan to me.

* So far on Jack's list of dream machines: motorcycle, dump truck, pick-up truck, Jeep, excavator, riding mower, weed trimmer . . . I think he should just own an equipment rental company and live the dream day in and day out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOVE.IT. So Jack is going to be a proper 'bloke' when he grows up :)

mil said...

Given the family cheese consumption, I think J is about 25 percent of the way to happiness--