Jack: Soon I'm going to be a grown-up, and then I'll be happy.
Me: Oh yeah? What's good about being a grown-up?
Jack: Big machines*! And eating cheese all day!
Me: Cheese?
Jack: Yeah, because I love cheese. And I can have coffee! And BEER!
So, heavy machinery and gluttonous consumption. Sounds like a plan to me.
* So far on Jack's list of dream machines: motorcycle, dump truck, pick-up truck, Jeep, excavator, riding mower, weed trimmer . . . I think he should just own an equipment rental company and live the dream day in and day out.
2 comments:
LOVE.IT. So Jack is going to be a proper 'bloke' when he grows up :)
Given the family cheese consumption, I think J is about 25 percent of the way to happiness--
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