Friday, July 6, 2012

This Is Getting Monotonous

Here I sit yet again, glowing attractively with sweat and eating a large bowl of White Lightning ice cream in a vain attempt to keep cool.

I saw the doctor yesterday for my now-once-a-week check to see if there's a baby planning on arriving anytime soon.  The doctor made small talk in the form of informing me much too cheerily that record heat was forecast for today.  Then he told me that second babies are on average born four days after their anticipated due date.

Is there a jury in the world that would send me to jail for smacking that guy right in the face for saying such things to a woman who is quite obviously DONEDONEDONE with the pregnancy-in-summer thing and just looking for any small sign of hope that this child will arrive sometime before I spontaneously combust from a combination of heat and pregnancy-related discomfort?  No female jury would, anyway.  In fact, they might add a couple of whacks for me.

Anyway.  That's where we are.  Pregnant.  Hot.  Forever and ever.  The end.

7 comments:

Sherry said...

It won't be long now. My twins were born the end of July and we were on an Air Force Base in northern Mississippi. Now THAT is HOT!!!

Toni said...

I'm pretty sure I would have suddenly had a leg spasm and kicked the jerk. And I think he probably just made up that statistic...

Netty said...

Oh boy ... I so remember feeling like that with my 4th (and last) child!! She was the only one that decided to be late, born on July 16th rather than the 12th she was due on. It was SO hot that year and I started to think she was NEVER going to come out!! Hang in there :)

Anonymous said...

SNOW !

Beth

flask said...

over here sometimes i think of you and hope you are feeling cooler and maybe SOON less pregnant.

thank you for your words.

Daisy said...

The doc definitely needed a smack in the face. Had this been a female OB/GYN, the comments would have been much more encouraging - or she would have kept quiet!!

If it's any consolation, my second came early. He came quickly, too. Hello, world, here I come!

Anonymous said...

Walking up a steep hill worked for me! Hope baby comes sooner rather than later ; )

Marcy in Pittsburgh